Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. How you know yourself is worth to relate with someone

A. to spend more than 3 years to know it by yourself

Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q:where will marriage take us?
A:Psycho-path

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
A. 45 minutes

Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A. 10 years and 45 lbsQ. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.

Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
A. Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.

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Two men are talking.

The Asian guy said, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."

"Amazing," said the American guy, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."